DR. PUMPRxPUMP.FUN ↗
EMERGENCY MEME SERVICES · OPEN 24/7

THE DOCTOR
IS IN.✚

The charts look sick.
Good thing we know a doctor.

GET YOUR PRESCRIPTION ↗
BORN ON PUMP.FUN. RAISED IN THE TRENCHES.
✚ FEELING BULLISH?
THAT’S A SYMPTOM.
THE DOCTOR IS ON CALL
Dr. Pump wearing red glasses, blue scrubs, and a white coat outside the pixel-art Pump General hospital with an ambulance and heartbeat monitorSCROLL TO CHECK IN ↓

A DOCTOR.
A DEGEN.
A DIAGNOSIS.

Some doctors save lives.
This one saves the group chat.

CERTIFIED
MEME DOCTOR

Somewhere between a night shift and a green candle, Dr. Pump was born. White coat on. Stethoscope ready. Absolutely no idea what’s on the chart.

Welcome to the internet’s most unhinged hospital. A home for the pump.fun faithful, the terminally online, and anyone who could use a little dose of memes.

THE WAITING ROOM IS OPEN ↘
PATIENT VITALSMEMES HEALTHYVIBES STABLESLEEP SCHEDULE CRITICAL

TAKE TWO MEMES.
CALL ME IN
THE MORNING.

No insurance? No problem.
Here’s how to find your way to the ward.

  1. 01

    PREP YOUR WALLET

    Get a Solana-compatible wallet and a little SOL. Keep your recovery phrase to yourself.

  2. 02

    HEAD TO PUMP.FUN

    Find the project on pump.fun. Always verify the official contract before trading.

  3. 03

    WELCOME TO THE WARD

    Bring your memes. Stay hydrated. Make your own decisions. The doctor is in.

EXPLORE PUMP.FUN ↗
✚ PUMP GENERALRx

PATIENT: ANON / WARD: SOLANA

YOUR DIAGNOSIS

Spending a little too much
time in the trenches?

THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
FOR MEMES ONLY. NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
Dr. Pump

FREQUENTLY
ADMITTED
QUESTIONS.

The unofficial doctor of the pump.fun trenches. A meme-loving, chart-checking hospital resident with a prescription for having a good time. This is a meme project, not a medical service.